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« Thread Started on Dec 5, 2007, 3:28pm »
A man in Topeka , Kansas decided to write a book about Churches around
the country. He started by flying to San Francisco and started working east
from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and
making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was
intrigued with a sign, which read 'Calls: $10,000 a minute.' Seeking out the
pastor he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastor answered that this
golden phone is , in fact, a direct line to heaven and if he pays the price
he can talk directly to God. The man thanked the pastor and continued on his
way. As he continued to visit churches in Seattle , Dallas, St. Louis,
Chicago, Milwaukee, and around the United States, he found more phones, with
the same sign, and the same answer from each pastor. Finally, he arrived in
Massachusetts. Upon entering a church in Boston, MA .. Behold - he saw the
usual golden telephone. But THIS time, the sign read "Calls: 35 cents."
Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor, "Reverend, I have been in cities
all across the country and in each church I have found this golden telephone
and have been told it is a dire ct line to Heaven and that I could talk to
God, but in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign
reads only 35 cents a call. Why?" The pastor, smiling benignly, replied,
'Son, you're in Boston, Massachusetts now, home of the Boston Red Sox You're in God's Country, It's a local
call. ( American by Birth - A Red Sox Fan by the Grace of God.)




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« Reply #1 on Dec 5, 2007, 7:48pm »


Rock on nigga!


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« Reply #2 on Dec 8, 2007, 6:26pm »


what a slut


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« Reply #3 on Dec 9, 2007, 11:26am »


wtf r u talkin about mouth that was ill


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